Simply because I was hopelessly bored hehe.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Neil Armstrong: One small step for a chicken, one giant leap for poultry.
Roland Barthes: The chicken wanted to expose the myth of the road.
Chicken Little: The sky was falling!
Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid, as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Sigmund Freud: The telephone pole suggested a phallic symbol, and like all female creatures she wanted to be dominated.
Robert Frost: The chicken took the road less traveled by. And that has made all the difference.
Heraclites: Because no chicken ever crosses the same road twice.
Adolph Hitler: It needed Lebensraum.
Martin Luther King: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question
John Locke: Because she was exercising her natural right to liberty.
George Lucas: Because the Force was with it.
Marshall McLuhan: The Road is the Medium. The chicken is the Message!
Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.
Sir Isaac Newton: A chicken at rest remains at rest; a chicken in motion remains in motion.
Friedrich Nietzsche: There was no chicken, no road, no crossing. There was only -- an interpretation.
Plato: The ideal chicken must ideally cross the ideal road. Therefore, imperfect chickens in this world cross imperfect roads, imperfectly.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Colonel Sanders: That damn chicken knows I'm too old to be chasing it around in traffic.
Jean-Paul Sartre: To impose a meaning upon her accidental existence.
Darth Vader: She was seduced by the dark side of the road.
(Just some samples from an interesting site)
wah.. u so yong xin go edit the chicken out ah.. heh improving ur photoshop skills i c.. thanks for the co yday ya. gd to noe can count on u to vent some frustration ;p -- zy
Lol,it doesnt even take skill to extract it,that chick plushie is so huge! :p it's so cute and furry,i wanna touch it again despite the DO NOT TOUCH warning haha
of cuz,i'm gd company hehe,at least definitely much better than harry potter ;) well,don't stress yourself out too much,anything can find wendy when i'm away. she has heard abt your depression case hehe. hmm,tho she's another depressed one.
i love albert einstein's answer. haha. great entry!